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Tuesday
Nov102009

Toothless

We came thisclose to taking Romeo, Tofu, and Coco to get their teeth cleaned at the Vet Clinic of Doom.

Asian Grandpa saw an ad for the VC of D in the paper. Coupons and 'accreditation' and specials on dental visits galore! Thank GOD for Yelp. It is my service Bible. I check it for recommendations on everything. It's tragic you can't Yelp individual people. Oh that guy Joe? He's 4 stars. Great kisser but too clingy. That chick Jezebel? 1 star! Zero stars if Yelp had that! She's a cunty whore!

Anyway, I Yelped this vet clinic that looked SO good on paper, and found out it was a "DEATH TRAP!" "Never take your pets there!" "The doctors are mean and they eat chihuahua feet!"

So we found another vet, one with a 4.5 star rating, and took the three unwilling, shaking, petrified  dogs to have their annual teeth cleaning.

This was the result. Romeo and Tofu each had 3 teeth pulled, and Coco had two. We haven't been brushing their teeth as diligently as we should. One, because we have a baby. Two, because the small dogs' mouths open about as wide as a Jelly Belly. Three, because we suck.

So let this be a lesson to you dog owners. Especially dogs of the small variety. Anyone know where I can find a micro toothbrush for their micro mouths?

 

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this is too funny!

11.11.2009 | Unregistered CommenterBecky

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