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Jan042010

Things I May or May Not Do in 2010

1. Forgive.

2. Douche.

3. Lose the last 5 pounds of pregnancy weight.

4. Cut back on my usage of the word f*ck.

5. Love my baby even more than I ever thought humanly possible.

6. Speak Vietnamese more often.

7. Learn how to use Photoshop.

8. Avoid getting dooced.

9. Eat and cook more locally grown foods.

10. Be nicer. In general and to my husband.

11. Find a hairdo that works.

12. Create more. 

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Reader Comments (2)

Well, I didn't think you were serious until I read that tweet! #4 is completely overrated, by the way.

Thanks for your blog and tweets, my roommates and I crack up at some of your posts!

Cheers,

Neal

01.4.2010 | Unregistered CommenterNeal Oppenheimer

Hey Neal,
By popular demand, I have clarified my post. Thanks to you and your roommates for reading and your hearty courtesy laughs.
Vicky

01.4.2010 | Registered CommenterVicky Nguyen

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