News Vicky vs. Regular Vicky
04.12.2010 News Vicky is very focused and goal oriented. She wants to get the job done creatively and efficiently.
Regular Vicky likes afternoon delights and brownie bites.
News Vicky doesn't like to take shit from anyone. But does. A lot. Shit cakes. Big ones. Because killing with kindness is so much more effective.
Regular Vicky loves to watch Desperate Housewives and Modern Family. And SYTYCD.
News Vicky is very polite and courteous.
Regular Vicky really likes people. Or doesn't. She has very little middle ground when it comes to jibber jabber.
News Vicky sometimes inserts double entendres and inside jokes in her stories.
Regular Vicky enjoys a healthy life/work balance. Notice the word 'life' before work.
News Vicky can see through the bullshit.
Regular Vicky can too.
News Vicky hates when people say "I don't have a TV." Get OVER yourself.
Regular Vicky loves tofu.
News Vicky does not have time for drama.
Regular Vicky occasionally expresses herself through occasional profanity.
News Vicky often expresses herself through frequent profanity.
Regular Vicky understands how important it is to take yourself seriously. And un-seriously. At the right times.
News Vicky will go to BAT for a good intern. But knows they are few. And far between.
Regular Vicky can eat her weight in sushi, thin crust pizza, and Silk chocolate soymilk.
News Vicky would like to use the word "FAIL" in a story.
Regular Vicky agrees with everyone that Justin Bieber looks like a lesbian. But Justin, you could totally fix that. Haircut. Swear. You will still be the hottest thing trending on Twitter. Justin Bieber. Listen to me. The crazy People magazine smile is the least of your worries.
Reader Comments (2)
You crack me up! "Eat your own weight in sushi, soy milk, and thin crust pizza." You forgot com tam. That was an excellent in-depth review of the iPad on TechNow (saw on youtube). I'm leaning towards getting one but the no flash support is a big negative. I like that goofy dance you did. Your review is better than the Scott's. So did you guys remove the protective sticker on the fridge yet!
Definitely com tam. Yes no Flash is a super FAIL. It's just annoying. And hell no. ThHe sticker is there to stay!