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Tuesday
Jan242012

37 Weeks


"Mommy, your belly looks like an ORANGE!"

2.75 year olds will keep it real no matter what.

How is this natural? I'm 139 pounds. Our doctor estimates Babius is about 5.5 pounds. Do the math and that means at least 32 pounds is made of Chips Ahoy cookies, Doritos, and Round Table pizza. The good news is that Babius is full term so this extra time is helping her crisp up nicely.

In the meantime, I look forward to seeing my toes again in a few months. This much belly makes my self pedicures impossible. Or picking anything up from a seated position.

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Reader Comments (3)

Seriously that's all you weigh at 37 weeks, p-leeze

01.24.2012 | Unregistered CommenterKelly

Kell: I'm Asian and 5'2".I don't even get to blame big bones.

01.26.2012 | Registered CommenterVicky Nguyen

I'm thinking a peach or an apricot.

01.28.2012 | Unregistered Commentertokenblogger

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