King of the Mountain
And this is why all the pillows on all our couches have lost their perkiness. They have yielded to the 11 pounds of min pin weight distributed on their plushiest, highest points. He knows these pillows are verboten and he gets a whuppin' when we spot him (water spray, to the face and body), but obviously the punishment doesn't prevent him from being a repeat offender.
Is it not enough to be ON the couch Romey? Must you be ON top of Mt. Couch Cushion too?
We've often wondered about Romeo, who may or may not be a gay canine, but we know this: if he is, he's definitely a Top. Definitely.