Baby Lazy

As in, "You're Baby Lazy!" The Good Doctor foisted this term on me because sometimes, when Emmy starts crying after I’ve put her in the Bumbo chair for 2 seconds, I look at The Good Doctor like, “Oh, um, I’m really busy reading this magazine here and I was about to jump on the computer, and actually, I need to go to the bathroom real quick, if you could just get her. Thaaanks." (Quickly scuttle off, stage left)

Vicky NguyenBloggity, Parenting