"You mean forward "'cause I ain't never going straight, honey."
From a photographer I worked with when I was giving him directions to our story, and I said, "go straight until you hit Washington, then make a left."
Incidentally, he loved Star Wars, so much so that we would check Target every weekend during our 'lunch break' for the newest edition toys action figures. And it was on one of those trips, in a TV live truck, that we rear-ended someone in his our haste to find the latest Jaba the Hutt. After a little conversation with the driver we bumped, we parted amicably, no info exchanged. As he put it, it was a "gay on gay crime."