"It's made of foam wrapped in foam topped with aloe vera foam sprinkled with foam capsules lined with foam in between foam surrounded by foam encapsulated in microfoam on top of foam sandwiched between memory foam layered on Bio-foam finished with a hint of special green tea infused foam sprayed on the surface."

The Good Doctor re-capping our mattress buying experience. 

Oh you thought we were done with that? Me too. But things stopped being polite and started getting real. I can't even begin to post about that yet. It's too soon. Too raw. Too Sales Brah knows exactly where I live and I'm afraid I may have pushed him too far.