Sometimes, when I am loopy, which unshockingly, is more than sometimes, I come up with random names that I call The Good Doctor. Names that sound like they could actually be names but they're really just awful hybrids.
P.S. He contributed a good one, Philliam. But usually he comes up with really crappy ones that don't even make sense.
P.P.S. These names need to be said out loud, in a commanding tone, directed at someone you know, to be fully appreciated. As in, "Staniel! I need some chopsticks!" Or, "Philliam! Please feed the baby!"