Princess and the Pea

This is why I think I will always have small dogs. They are just ridiculously portable and fearless.

"Four peeellows? Eet's noteeen. I weel scale Peeeellow Mowntannn. I weel conquer! Then I weel take a nap."

That's Tofu's AKA Matt Damon's best Colombian accent. She knows she's Mexican. She's just inspired by Sofia Vergara.