The Good Doctor, as we walk into a toddler park, jostling Emmy, a diaper bag, a picnic blanket, and two dogs, paranoid that we are not supposed to have dogs at this park because we don't see any other four legged creatures and all the parents and kids are staring at us:

Him: (Under his breath) "It says 'No Dogging."

Me: "What?"

Him: (Urgent loud whisper voice) "No Dogging!"

Me: (voice rising) "What?"

Him: (Semi to himself) "What's dogging?"

Me: "WHAT?!?"

Him: "Oh. It says 'No Digging.'"