"If I am ever mean to you again, just remind me of this moment and call me a total f***ing dumb whore bitchface."

Me to The Good Doctor, after Emmy fell off the couch onto the floor and bruised her forehead and ended up with a tumor so giant I call it a threemor. On my watch. I saw her jumping and at the same moment that my brain synapses flashed and said, "Get your baby," another set misfired and said, "Turn around and grab a Kleenex to wipe her mouth because you're about to feed her some milk."

Worst mother ever. Hating myself so badly at this moment.

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