Gary Vosot

This is an all too-close-to-home send up of what our reporter resume tapes have looked like at one time or another. The scary thing is, if you're not really paying attention, he sounds totally legit.

In our collective quest for "active" live shots and "reporter involvement" in our stand ups, we admittedly go too far. Because if we don't, "it could kill you."

So hilare.

Young reporters, take heed.