Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels

"That's embroidered on a pillow?"

Yes, husband, it is. And Imma bout to get it for you.

I'm not the only skinny biatch in my household anymore. As you may have read, I am in direct competition with my non carb eating ketosis-enduring to have and to hold happily ever after husband.

It has totally worked for him though. He's down 25 pounds. He's slowly allowed a Ruffle to touch his lips again. He's still ordering Blue Diamond almonds from Amazon in 12 packs, but he's not the world's biggest buzz kill anymore. I'm actually worried about how he's going to fit into his tuxedo. His one mighty badonk is now a shadow of its formal self.

These are 1% worries. Judge away.